Everything Wrong With Mary Poppins Returns

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  • Add E
    Add E  14 hours back

    Maybe I'm just forgetting, but I couldn't understand why the bank guy wanted their house. It was the depression, sure, but that means no one had any money to buy the house and vacant homes decay, and depreciate, unbelievably fast. It would have been more lucrative for the bank to tell the family their home was up for sale and they would be evicted if a buyer was found.

    • Alicia Cleeland
      Alicia Cleeland  18 hours back

      100% of comments referring to Hamilton References.


      And I would like to add Mary Poppins was a bit too snooty!

      • Backing Books with Rebekah Gyger

        Thank you SO much for mentioning the weight imbalance on the bike when Mary Poppins stirred. Frustrated me endlessly after they had made such a big deal of balancing it the first time.

        • Devhuffcool 12
          Devhuffcool 12  1 days back

          ITS NOT A LANGUAGE, ITS A DIALECT CALLED COCKNEY

          • Ella Abbott
            Ella Abbott  2 days back

            Hamilton references
            Hamilton references everywhere

            • Isobella Koot
              Isobella Koot  2 days back

              Isn't "Keep off the sea grass" a lot similar to the original Alice in Wonderland? With keeping off those little creatures?

              • Alyssa B
                Alyssa B  2 days back

                NOW they’ve given each small child an arson-stick to dance with!

                • Aj Aguilera
                  Aj Aguilera  3 days back

                  3:58 THANK YOU

                  • Debra Miller
                    Debra Miller  3 days back

                    "I need some dick in my life."
                    Ha, seriously.

                    • Scar Claw
                      Scar Claw  3 days back

                      Oh no you didn't make a Hamilton joke using Mary Poppins

                      • sensitive. enjolras
                        sensitive. enjolras  3 days back

                        -all sins bc of Lin

                        • sensitive. enjolras
                          sensitive. enjolras  3 days back

                          -all sins bc of Lin

                          • cocoangel1979
                            cocoangel1979  3 days back

                            The beacon of Amon Dinh is lit! cracked me up... xD
                            I can't remember Julie Andrews was as snappy as the new Mary is... :(

                            • Peppermint Snowdrift
                              Peppermint Snowdrift  3 days back

                              I'm sorry, but the words "the place where the lost things go" just sound DIRTY to me, a la "Fifty Shades of Grey"! LOL!

                              • Stefanie Koperski
                                Stefanie Koperski  4 days back

                                10:07-10:12

                                Me: ...
                                Me: ??
                                Me: Wait
                                Me: oh
                                Me: * trying not to laughter at 1 am *

                                • BEN GOES RANDOM!!!
                                  BEN GOES RANDOM!!!  4 days back

                                  This is the amount of Alexander Hamilton references there are

                                  • Kitty Cat
                                    Kitty Cat  4 days back

                                    Damn! I came here for "Leery Speak = discount Cockeny Rhyming Slang" and was *so* disappointed! 😒

                                    • Elena js
                                      Elena js  4 days back

                                      Okay so I was already laughing and glad I didnt see this movie and kept the original in mind but when he said the super average singing thing I laughed out loud THIS WHOLE VIDEO WAS GOLD 😂😂😂😂I Could not stop laughing

                                      • Deyette Angelic
                                        Deyette Angelic  4 days back

                                        I wish they put Julia and Dick on here. It would have been amazing. And disney Is getting bold af with their dirty humor.

                                        • Scar Claw
                                          Scar Claw  5 days back

                                          Im sorry but *Lin-Manuel Miranda* is the best and not a asshole

                                          • More turkey Mr Chandler

                                            I don't even wanna read the comments on this

                                            • Kandice M
                                              Kandice M  6 days back

                                              This film has SO many inappropriate moments. So glad you pointed them out. 🙈

                                              • joshfactor1
                                                joshfactor1  6 days back

                                                dude, no offense but it's almost 90 years after the time period in which the film is set. how would you have even the slightest clue how clocks from the 1930's work?

                                                • Dontmethwithme
                                                  Dontmethwithme  6 days back

                                                  "On the sea grass if you know what I mean" 🤣🤣🤣

                                                  • joshfactor1
                                                    joshfactor1  6 days back

                                                    we all thought the lesson was that parents should believe their children but, as it turns out, the real moral of the story is mary poppins is an asshole

                                                    • Pansy Flower
                                                      Pansy Flower  6 days back

                                                      Please Make it stop!

                                                      • Shawn4815162342
                                                        Shawn4815162342  6 days back

                                                        Julie Andrews should have been the balloon lady

                                                        • Mickey Brink
                                                          Mickey Brink  1 weeks back

                                                          Hamilton reference 10/10

                                                          • Mels & Sabine
                                                            Mels & Sabine  1 weeks back

                                                            cinema sins: "does this sequel have ANY original beats to hit?"
                                                            Meryl Streep/Topsy: "N O!"

                                                            • BandMedsNeeded FlutePlayer

                                                              "Memphis"

                                                              • Emma Marlow
                                                                Emma Marlow  1 weeks back

                                                                THE BEACONS ARE LIT

                                                                • jaebee1121
                                                                  jaebee1121  1 weeks back

                                                                  No sin for this lyric?

                                                                  "Nellie Rubina was made of wood
                                                                  But what could not be seen was though
                                                                  Her trunk up top was barren
                                                                  Well, her roots were lush and green
                                                                  So in Spring when Mr Hickory saw her blossoms blooming there
                                                                  He took root despite her bark
                                                                  And now there's seedlings everywhere"

                                                                  • Patrick Bruneau
                                                                    Patrick Bruneau  1 weeks back

                                                                    That cane sounds like Stewie Griffin

                                                                    • Kamen rider Verde
                                                                      Kamen rider Verde  1 weeks back

                                                                      July 9th not on Netflix when it is supposed to be

                                                                      • Jessica Melek
                                                                        Jessica Melek  2 weeks back

                                                                        Unpopular opinion: love Lin but he didn’t do very well in this movie🤷🏻‍♀️

                                                                        • Mistah J
                                                                          Mistah J  2 weeks back

                                                                          One sin for not sinning the "obviously written for Julie Andrews Passing the torch (Balloon)" scene, that they left in and recast instead of finding a more tasteful way to end the flick (Sure you get the lovely Angela Lansbury, the Nazi Fighting Witch-in-Training from Bedknobs and Broomsticks, a similar in style movie that got a song that was originally intended for the first Mary Poppins movie, and David Tomlinson kept the same disdain for "nonsensical words", but come on man)

                                                                          • Sivan Aharon
                                                                            Sivan Aharon  2 weeks back

                                                                            The Hamilton songs references killed me 😂
                                                                            I wasn't expecting that...

                                                                            • bethann landerstyle
                                                                              bethann landerstyle  2 weeks back

                                                                              I was stuck on a plane and had to watch this shit. Only good part was Dick Van Dyke. What a colossal turd of a movie

                                                                              • Joe B
                                                                                Joe B  2 weeks back

                                                                                Al Gore invented rhyming!

                                                                                • Raxynus
                                                                                  Raxynus  2 weeks back

                                                                                  Nice vid dude but why put a sin for Julie Andrews not being in the movie? She is quoted as choosing not to be in the film so that audiences would not confuse her for also being Mary Poppins. Besides, what role would you give to the woman who played Mary first but then has to play a small bit role?

                                                                                  • Caleb Stewart
                                                                                    Caleb Stewart  2 weeks back

                                                                                    The ''Ah, Suddens'' are my favorite thing ever

                                                                                    • Elizabeth Renshaw
                                                                                      Elizabeth Renshaw  2 weeks back

                                                                                      Why does he mention Memphis at 7:20??

                                                                                      • Michael Kalinowski
                                                                                        Michael Kalinowski  2 weeks back

                                                                                        Omg the bmx x games was my one issue with this movie! 🤣😅

                                                                                        • Lady Artemis
                                                                                          Lady Artemis  3 weeks back

                                                                                          I love all the musicals references in this video!

                                                                                          • Ilya Rudnitskiy
                                                                                            Ilya Rudnitskiy  3 weeks back

                                                                                            Nothing that has Lin-Manuel Miranda in it has any sins.

                                                                                            • Gaige Bradley
                                                                                              Gaige Bradley  4 weeks back

                                                                                              Low key you’re actually an amazing singer

                                                                                              • Joshua Schneider
                                                                                                Joshua Schneider  4 weeks back

                                                                                                Before the Hamilton reference, I was about to say discount Leslie Odom Jr, but then he made that and I thought “Wow. They really did rope him into whatever fresh pile of waste this is? What’s next? A girl named Elisha?”

                                                                                                • •mj •playz•
                                                                                                  •mj •playz•  4 weeks back

                                                                                                  *I hate this movie*