The History of John Cena

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  • Published: 22 January 2019
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    HI

    Lightning McQueen, star of the 2006 blockbuster film “Cars”, is a statutory r*pist. In the film, Lightning meets and falls in love with a car named Sally Carrera, a Porsche 911. This makes Sally only 4 years old during the film (which takes place in 2006). Lightning, on the other hand, is a stock car and while his age isn’t expressly given, we know that an average stock car can race for 20 to 30 years. Because Lightning is the best, we can assume that he is 30 years old at the end of “Cars 3”, which takes place in 2017, 11 years after “Cars”. This would make Lightning 19 years old when he met Sally. As the majority of the films take place in the United States, which has the age of consent set at 17 years old, every time Lightning sticks his engine shaft in Sally’s exhaust pipe, he is committing statutory r*pe.


















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Comments • 19 903

  • Joana Ceddia
    Joana Ceddia   7 months back

    Hi there!
    A couple things I forgot to mention in the video:
    1. I am no longer as allergic to nuts as I say in the video. The allergy has been slowly “wearing off” if you will and I can eat coconut, pine nuts, macadamia nuts and almonds.
    2. In grade 2, I got my first pair of glasses. It’s been a ride ever since
    3. I also got braces in the second grade. Grade 2 was quite the year.

    • The Magnificent WICKED
      The Magnificent WICKED  2 days back

      lucky. Im allergic to every nut and peanut and tree nut except coconut

    • Natalia Diaz
      Natalia Diaz  3 days back

      Joana Ceddia do u speak Portuguese?

    • Sweet Tae
      Sweet Tae  4 days back

      hellllo father

    • paloma the reptilian
      paloma the reptilian  5 days back

      Glad you aren't as allergic to nuts as you were before, I'm allergic to coconut and I really wish I was not THAT allergic to coconut
      I really used to love to eat beijinho and drink coconut water, but now it's too dangerous to do that 😭

    • martha O'Connell
      martha O'Connell  1 weeks back

      Inside edition explosion

  • Hamburger and Sprite
    Hamburger and Sprite  5 hours back

    I’m in Kumon now and I got scared when you put the Kumon thing up

    • Hajiku
      Hajiku  1 days back

      Im curious- did your mom enroll you to a swimming school first or did she just throw you into competitive swimming asap with no experience beforehand-

      • boni
        boni  1 days back

        why does youtube always traduct Joanna Cedia to John Cena?

        • Helena D'Ambrosio
          Helena D'Ambrosio  1 days back

          Okay love u lots but u made it sound like u can't even walk on the street in brazil IT'S NOT THAT BAD EVERYWHERE U GO. IT'S OKAY U GUYS CAN COME VISIT US (i only say this bc my friend's mom won't let her come visit me and i'm angry)

          • Meryem S
            Meryem S  2 days back

            the second she said "ive never had nutella" i put down my half eaten jar of it and decided that my obsession would stop

            • War of Gazes
              War of Gazes  2 days back

              You could use a paint thinner

              • Jeborah Rose Tundag
                Jeborah Rose Tundag  2 days back

                You should know that I have an attention span of a 5 year old and I’m 24 but I sat through the entire video thoroughly entertained!!

                • iiberriq L
                  iiberriq L  3 days back

                  Oh waw i was born on june 26

                  • Oh frick bts be slayin'

                    I'm not Brazilian but I am Portuguese, close enough lol

                    • Elizabeth
                      Elizabeth  3 days back

                      the fact that she can fit a dress from elementry and i cant fit one from last year saddens me

                      • Kashish Chandna
                        Kashish Chandna  4 days back

                        Lol why isn't anyone talking about that description!! 😂😂

                        • Uglee_ Dumpling
                          Uglee_ Dumpling  4 days back

                          I feel you about kumon. My parents said me and my sis are gonna get a surprise and we reach kumon and from that day on I got nightmares.

                          • infires. maan
                            infires. maan  4 days back

                            Did she just say Tiger instead of Tigger? Kill me now Christopher Robin, do it quickly.

                            • Evelyn Hernandez
                              Evelyn Hernandez  4 days back

                              You don’t gotta hate on the people who talk about their bullying 😔

                              • Cheeseball The Hedgehog Frog

                                Where I live you start middle school in 6th grade. Huh

                                • Shi'Daisha Colosimo
                                  Shi'Daisha Colosimo  4 days back

                                  BE MY FRIEND PLSSSS

                                  • Nina D
                                    Nina D  4 days back

                                    you have the same birthday as my mom!!!!!!! oh shoot

                                    • Mokah Chan_
                                      Mokah Chan_  5 days back

                                      Wow you have 2,836,542 friends?!?!

                                      • Marshmallowfluff
                                        Marshmallowfluff  5 days back

                                        I did Kumon and it was HELL

                                        • XxIDK .RhymexX
                                          XxIDK .RhymexX  5 days back

                                          😂😂😂I did kumon at 11 and I did 5 pages EACH DAY

                                          • RumiIsBoss
                                            RumiIsBoss  5 days back

                                            This vid was random but I like it

                                            • Netta's Gymnastics
                                              Netta's Gymnastics  5 days back

                                              I got Insta without my parents knowing (I got caught )😔😔😔

                                              • nathalie rodriguez
                                                nathalie rodriguez  5 days back

                                                in Morelia Mexico u cant have your phone in your pocket either cuz some will swiffer swip it too 💀

                                                • Katerina Mathias
                                                  Katerina Mathias  5 days back

                                                  I was in Kumon for 3 years all through middle school. I absolutely despised it

                                                  • isabella ASMR _
                                                    isabella ASMR _  6 days back

                                                    USE WATER

                                                    • IIpink PxndaII
                                                      IIpink PxndaII  6 days back

                                                      James charles: *Hi sisters!*
                                                      John cena: *HELLO MY DUDES*

                                                      • RockyPlays
                                                        RockyPlays  6 days back

                                                        i know it is just the camera but Joana has sharingun at 7:24

                                                        • Sophie Ella
                                                          Sophie Ella  6 days back

                                                          4:50 *why do I relate to this on a spiritual level*

                                                          • Sophie Ella
                                                            Sophie Ella  6 days back

                                                            *i was fat, NAY I WAS THICC*

                                                            That will be my yearbook quote. It must be my yearbook quote.

                                                            • I’m A Gurl ;-;
                                                              I’m A Gurl ;-;  6 days back

                                                              I went to kimono too ;-;

                                                              • Saladin Masala
                                                                Saladin Masala  6 days back

                                                                I remember doing eye level math and English for 4 FREAKING years! It was horrible! So I can relate to her and her Kumon program.

                                                                • Ella Clark
                                                                  Ella Clark  6 days back

                                                                  I was born June 21st too!!

                                                                  • Daveen Kudhail
                                                                    Daveen Kudhail  6 days back

                                                                    I am in kumon and I am done with all it and get me outttttttt

                                                                    • Karoline Jørgensen
                                                                      Karoline Jørgensen  6 days back

                                                                      omg you're an IB student. I share your pain! I think the only thing I truly have gotten good at is bulshitting.

                                                                      • Amber Person
                                                                        Amber Person  7 days back

                                                                        HAHHAAAHA i like her 😂😂😂

                                                                        • Fyzah Rahman
                                                                          Fyzah Rahman  7 days back

                                                                          When you’re doing kumon while you’re watching this

                                                                          • Lindsey Hjelmstad
                                                                            Lindsey Hjelmstad  7 days back

                                                                            * Casually pulls up a picture of Charles Manson *

                                                                            • Wassup Bitches
                                                                              Wassup Bitches  7 days back

                                                                              Wasp

                                                                              • virtualdick
                                                                                virtualdick  7 days back

                                                                                WAIT OMG WE'RE BORN IN THE SAME DAY

                                                                                • Pearline
                                                                                  Pearline  7 days back

                                                                                  I SHOULD HAVE REALIZED THAT YOU WERE A VICTIM OF IB AS WELL OMG

                                                                                  • x Snowy_Wolf x
                                                                                    x Snowy_Wolf x  7 days back

                                                                                    Bro our birthdays are literally 1 day apart! How cool is that?

                                                                                    • tristan shae
                                                                                      tristan shae  1 weeks back

                                                                                      love the fact that i go to one of the stock image schools

                                                                                      • steffanie fernandes
                                                                                        steffanie fernandes  1 weeks back

                                                                                        i also had to do kumon until my parents couldnt afford it

                                                                                        • Zaara Khan
                                                                                          Zaara Khan  1 weeks back

                                                                                          Ok why isn’t anyone talking about the description👀👀

                                                                                          • dundun dun
                                                                                            dundun dun  1 weeks back

                                                                                            WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY (not the same year, but still June 21!!!)

                                                                                            • Sarina Solano
                                                                                              Sarina Solano  1 weeks back

                                                                                              We have the same birthday haha:0:)))):):):)

                                                                                              • Jelly _youtubes
                                                                                                Jelly _youtubes  1 weeks back

                                                                                                I. Hate. IB.